Casting Instructions for ‘How to Become a Vampire’
Light candles. Put the red ones facing North and South, and black ones facing East and West. Poke yourself with the needle and with the eyedropper suck your blood into it (make sure it has 4 drops of your blood). Then, drop one drop of blood onto each flame and repeat this 4 times:
“I drop the blood. I lose my mind. I live in the dark. I shall explore the world to find more blood”.
Now you should become a full vampire the next full moon.
- 2 Red candles
- 2 Black candles
- Eye dropper